I Was A Very Confident Little Kid.

This Week, Penny Collector Gene Sukie Went To The Bank And Cashed In Ten Thousand Pounds Of Pennies He Had Collected Over 34 Years, Which Were Worth Over Fourteen Thousand Dollars. And, Of Course, I Was In Line Behind Him.

If These Two Are Tired Of Having Sex With Each Other, What Hope Is There For The Rest Of Us?

I Never Get To Go To Movies, Because I'm A Mom.

If You Are Capable People Are Happy To Play With You.

The First Time I Went To See A Second City Show, I Was In Awe Of Everything. I Just Wanted To Touch The Same Stage That Gilda Radner Had Walked On. It Was Sacred Ground.