I Was A Strange, Loud Little Kid

You Must Always Remember, The Most Important Fashion Accessory Is The Condom.

I'm Perpetually Lonely.

You Think I'm Going To Ask These Sweet 14 Year Olds To Ask Their Parents To Buy A $100 Ticket Then Run Around In Latex And Lip Sync? No Way.

I Want You To Feel Happy And Enjoy The Theatre Of My Life The Way That I Do. No Matter What Happens With My Music And Wherever I Go - That Heart Of That Glamorous Girl In New York Will Never Be Gone.

I’d Rather Be Poor And Happy Than Rich And Alone.