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Hollywood Is A Business And Movie Studios Are Only Going To Do What's Going To Make Money. It's Not An Altruistic Thing. They Are Blatant Grabs For Money. Responsible Studios Want To Make Quality Pictures, But At The Same Time Nobody Is Going To Make Quality Pictures They Know Aren't Going To Make Any Money.

I'm The Biggest Proponent Of Test Screenings Now. There's Two Ways To Face Test Screenings. For Dramas, I Don't Know If I Would Rely On Them As Much, Although I Still Think You Need Them, Because You're Making A Movie For An Audience At The End Of The Day. But With Comedy... You Could Go Through A Script Or Anything I Ever Worked On, Where You Go, "this Is Hilarious," And You Put It In Front Of People And You Get Nothing. And Then The Other Side Of It, Is Something You're Like, "i Think This Is Really Stupid," And It Gets A Giant Laugh.

'constitutional' Is Just A Real Pip Of A Word. Positively Rolls Off The Tongue. In Fact, It's Downright Fun To Say. 'con-stit-too-shun-al.' It's The Verbal Equivalent Of Skipping Down The Street With An Ice Cream Cone In Your Hand. It's Like A Semantic Bag Of Lays Potato Chips. You Simply Can't Just Say It Once.

Everyone Takes Pause At 40. It's The Age You Have To Assess Everything In Your Life. It's The Fictitious Marker That's Always Coming Up When You're Young. The World Really Does Look At You To Kind Of Have It Together By 40, And Be Successful By 40. Whatever Success Means.

What's Great About The Geek Spirit Is That Life Never Seems To Stop Us, And They Never Seem To Kill Our Enthusiasm, Our Optimism And Our Hunger To Experience The World. We Keep Our Sense Of Humor, We Protect Our Dignity, We Talk To Our Friends About The Experience And Then We Start Again Fresh The Very Next Day.