I Was A Standup Comedian, Which Is

You Just Have To Be Classy At The End Of The Day. That Doesn't Mean You Can't Go With A Midnight Blue Tux. And If You Can Find A Deep Red Tux That Looks Classy And Classic, I Think You Can Pull It Off.

I'm Not A Painter Who's Saying, "i Want People To See My Work When I Die; It Will Be This And That." That's Not Satisfying To Me.

I Don't Like Weddings. I Never Have. I Find Moments In Them I Really Like, But I Always Look At Them Like, "oh My God, We Have To Go To A Wedding." My Problem With Weddings Is That They Are Just Too Long.

Women Comedy Is Different Than Men Comedy. Guy Comedy Is Very Aggressive, It's About Insulting Each Other, Name-calling, And Kind Of Busting Each Other's Chops, And That's Not What Women's Comedy Is.

Getting Away From A White Or Light Colored Tuxedo Shirt Is Always A Little Dangerous. Certain Staples Shouldn't Be Mixed With. Light Pink Or Blue Is Not Bad, But Again, You're Just Breaking From A Classic.