I Was A Standup Comedian, Which Is

I Can't Impress Enough Upon People That If You Tell An Honest Story That People Relate To And People Believe And Invest In, You Can Do Anything.

I'm Glad I Took The Leap Away From Acting Into Going Behind The Camera Because It's Much More Satisfying - I Love Acting And I Still Do, But It's Much More Satisfying To Be Able To Make The Stuff.

Women's Humor Seems To Be A Little More Supportive. It's Just Kind Of Trying To Make The Other One Laugh Through Funny Voices And Kind Of Talking About Other People. I Respond To That. I Feel Less Like I'm Going To Get Beat Up In A Room Full Of Women Than I Do In A Room Full Of Guys.

Forty Is The Line Of Demarcation That Says You're An Adult Now. You're An Adult, So Don't Pretend You're A Kid Anymore.

"nuclear" Is Nothing But Trouble. Do You Say "new-clear" Or Do You Say "nuke-you-ler"? Whoever Invented That Word Had Obviously Never Studied The Human Mouth. We Don't Have Enough Muscles In Our Face To Make That Group Of Letters Come Out Smoothly. The Word Is Missing A Middle Syllable, For Cryin' Out Loud.