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I Don't Care Who Or What Judges Me, Nothing's Going To Stop Me From Living My Life How I Choose.

When I Go To One Of Those Singles Dating Parties I Believe Myself To Be A Bowl Of Fruit. When I Talk To Potential Dates, I Judge Them By The Smile In Their Lips, Their Smoothness Of Speech, And The Whiteness Of Teeth; Then I Offer Them The Appropriate Fruit, Which Is Usually A Lemon.

My Family Are My Priority But I've Always Had A Strong Work Ethic And I Like To Be Busy.

My Mum Loves Cats So I Took Her To See The Lion Cubs Which At About A Year Old Are Actually Quite Big. She Wasn't Scared At All And Went Straight Over And Kissed One On The Mouth! She Thought They Were Just Like Her Pets At Home.

I'm In The Lucky Position Financially Where I Don't Have To Do Things I Don't Want To Do.