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My Dream Is To Have A Gay Son.

When I Go To One Of Those Singles Dating Parties I Believe Myself To Be A Bowl Of Fruit. When I Talk To Potential Dates, I Judge Them By The Smile In Their Lips, Their Smoothness Of Speech, And The Whiteness Of Teeth; Then I Offer Them The Appropriate Fruit, Which Is Usually A Lemon.

If I Had A Dream Show, I Probably Shouldn't Even Mention It In This Climate, But It Would Be Like A Kind Of Fix It Show.

My Family Are My Priority But I've Always Had A Strong Work Ethic And I Like To Be Busy.

I'm In The Lucky Position Financially Where I Don't Have To Do Things I Don't Want To Do.