I Was A Huge Ann-margret Fan, And

In High School, I Was So Painfully Self-aware That How I Thought Of Myself Was Probably Very Different From What Other People Thought Of Me. I Thought Of Myself As Just Painfully Awkward And Dorky. I Had A Lot Of Hair And Was Kind Of Weird. I Sang A Lot In The Hallways.

I'm Just Grateful I Didn't Have To Spend My Early 20s In Front Of Paparazzi Cameras.

I'm Pretty Sicilian If I've Been Crossed. I Don't Seek Revenge, But I Never Forget. And I Make It Hard To Repair, Which Is Not A Great Quality Because If People Held Me To That Standard, No One Would Be Around Me - Ever.

I'd Love To Be A Diva. But I'd Then Have To Send So Many Apology Notes For My Abhorrent Behaviour.

I Was The Dork In High School Who Sang Musical Numbers Up And Down The Hallways.