I Was A Disinterested Student.

Awards Movies Are Normally Sort Of... Life-affirming And Noble. It's Probably Too Much Of An Intellectual Conceit And, You Know, People Don't Like It When You Don't Lead The Bad Guy Off In Cuffs.

Oh, Yeah, I Love Dvd's. I Don't Have What You'd Call An Extensive Collection, Maybe A Couple Of Hundred Or So. But I Have Something On Almost All The Time.

Human Beings Are Amazing At Finding Ways To Waste Their Own Time.

I've Never Been To Harvard, I've Never Been To College, So I Don't Know What Dorm Life Is Like.

I Like The Idea Of R-rated Franchises.