I Was A Buffoon And An Idiot

I’m A Role Model For Those Who Dare To Be Different. For Those Who Dare To Take A Stand In Their Life And Have An Opinion

I Felt Very Awkward And Out Of Place In School. Not Popular, Not Attractive, Not Special In Any Way And I Was Longing For Love And Approval From Someone.

The One Thing I Don't Understand Is When People Make Comments Who Are Clearly Not Fans Of Mine. I Think, Why Are You Here? Why Are You Wasting Your Time? It's Fascinating.

People Have This Idea That If You're Sexual And Beautiful And Provocative, Then There's Nothing Else You Could Possibly Offer.

Start Saving Your Pennies Now. People Spend $300 On Crazy Things All The Time, Things Like Handbags. So Work All Year, Scrape The Money Together, And Come To My Show. I’m Worth It.