I Was A Bore And Didn't Know

Before You Kill Something Make Sure You Have Something Better To Replace It With.

The Crazy Ones Only Laugh When There Is No Reason To Laugh.

Love Iz A Big Fat Turkey And Every Day Iz Thanksgiving

That The Young Rich Smell The Stink Of The Poor And Learn To Find It A Bit Amusing. They Had To Laugh, Otherwise It Would Be Too Terrifying.

It Doesn't Matter If Prince Charles Falls Off His Horse Or That The Hummingbird Is So Seldom Seen Or That We Are Too Senseless To Go Insane. Coffee. Give Us More Of That Nothing Coffee.