I Was A B Student In Math,

I Would Never Complain That Hollywood Is Racist When I'm One Of The People Touted As A Welcome Entity There.

Hey, If I Don't Have A Job, I Don't Know Why I Bother To Get Up. Any Time The Phone Rings, I'm Ready To Go. What Else Am I Going To Do? See, I've Never Retired. I Don't Even Know What It Means.

The Best Way To Guarantee A Loss Is To Quit.

A Lot Of People Are Going Around Saying, 'you Won The Academy Award For Such And Such.' 'no. I Didn't.' 'you Didn't?' 'well, You Should Have.'

So If I Believe In God, And I Do, It's Because I Think I'm God.