I Wanted To Know That He Would

You're Not Boring. You've Got To Stop Saying That, Or People Will Start Believing You.

It's Like People Believe All You Need To Do Is Like The Same Bands In Order To Be Soulmates. Or Book. Oh My God...you Like The Outsiders Too...it's Like We're The Same Person! No, We're Not. It's Like We Have The Same English Teacher. There's A Difference.

Bro, It's Dark. You Can't Go To A Strange Building With A Mysterious Address In The Dark. Haven't You Ever Seen A Horror Movie?

The Rules Of Capitalization Are So Unfair To Words In The Middle Of A Sentence.

You Will Not Kill My Girlfriend Today, International Terrorists Of Ambiguous Nationality!