I Want To Wear Skinny Jeans When

I Started Watching Golf For The First Time Yesterday. I`m Really Worried About Myself. I Was Actually Enjoying It.

I`ve Got A Black Woolen Hat And It`s Got Pervert Written Across The Front Of It. It`s The Name Of The Clothing Label. And I Was With My Wife And My Baby At The Supermarket And I Didn`t Think. I Just Put My Hat On Clara`s Head, Because It Was Cold. And The Looks. I Couldn`t Figure Out Why I Was Getting Death Looks. And Then I Realized My 10-month Old Baby`s Wearing A Hat With The Word Pervert Written On It And These People Were Like, `there`s Satan! There`s Satan Out With His Kid!` And Then I Made A Point Of Her Wearing It Every Time We Went There.

Everything You Do On Set Is Directly Related To Your Imagination When You Read The Script For The First Time.

I'm Just Looking For That Moment To Drop My Jedi Knickers And Pull Out My Real Light Saber.

Giving Kids Whatever They Ask For Is Disastrous Parenting. There's No Sense Of Something Earned. I'm Sorry, But When You're 12, You Don't Need A New Cell Phone Every Few Months Just Because A New One Comes Out.