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I'm Supposed To Have A Ph.d. On The Subject Of Women. But The Truth Is I've Flunked More Often Than Not. I'm Very Fond Of Women; I Admire Them. But, Like All Men, I Don't Understand Them.

The Best Revenge Is The Massive Success.

What I Do With My Life Is Of My Own Doing. I Live It The Best Way I Can.

You Only Live Once, And The Way I Live, Once Is Enough.

Now There's A Grown-up Swinging Town.