I Want To Prove To People That

Ironing Boards Are A Classic Example Of Something I Find Horrible About Modern Society: The Excitementation, For Want Of A Better Word, Of Mundane Things.

There Are Two Types Of Poets: People Who Write Poetically About Their Lives, And Poets That Live Poetically And Write About It.

I'm Not A Religious Person. My Mom Was Of Jewish Blood And My Dad Was Protestant.

I'm Very Comfortable Discussing My Personal Life, Because It's So Boring.

There's Never Enough Time To Do Nothing!