I Want To Play Tennis And Fornicate.

I'm Like One Of Those Firecrackers That Goes Off In Your Pocket Occasionally. I'm Not Really Struggling With It As Much As The People Around Me. But At Least I'm Not Doing Too Much Damage To Anybody Or To Myself. It's Just The Condition I'm Aware Of.

I Can't Moan About Any Of It. I Had A Great Time In The Goldfish Bowl.

No, I've Never Thought That I Was Gay. And That's Not Something You Think. It's Something You Know.

There's So Many Parts Of Your Life, You Know? People Say That You Don't Get Any Better After The Age Of About Forty Or Something Like That, As A Performer. I Find All That To Be A Misconception. I Don't Feel Bad About The Way I Present Stuff. The Calendar And The Mirror - They're Bastards.

My Sort Of Stability As A Character, It's Never Been One Of My Strongest Attributes. I'm A Bit Of A Clusterf*ck. I Get So Many Great Ideas That I Kind Of Mesmerize People With Another Plan Before The Previous Plan Is Hatched Out.