I Want To Go To New Zealand.

If You Feel Like A Weirdo, It's Okay Because Weirdos Rule The World.

When I'm On The Couch, I Usually Have The Tv On And My Macbook Air Nearby. And Sometimes, When My Add Is Really Kicking In, I Have My Ipad Too. And My Iphone. And A Magazine That I Haven't Gotten To. And A Book Under The Pillow To My Left.

When I Was In High School I Was A Really Huge 'snl' Fan. I Remember The Cast Around The Time I Started Watching It - Will Ferrell, Ana Gasteyer, Molly Shannon, Cheri O'teri, Tracy Morgan. I Did Research To Find Out How People Got On The Show. Their Bios Always Said They Came From An Improv Team, So I Started Taking Classes.

I'm Not Super Comfortable In My Skin. I Have To Make It Work For Me, And That Usually Amounts To Making It Uncomfortable For Everyone Else.

Make All Your Decisions Based On How Hilarious It Would Be If You Did It.