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I Do Not Expect That Homeopathy Will Ever Be Established As A Legitimate Form Of Treatment, But I Do Expect That It Will Continue To Be Popular.

Uri Geller May Have Psychic Powers By Means Of Which He Can Bend Spoons; If So, He Appears To Be Doing It The Hard Way.

Escapology Has One Thing Going For It That Probably Made Harry Houdini Such A Superstar In His Day And A Legend In The Present. Everyone Wants To Escape From Something. Taxes, Contracts, Illness, Work, The Multitude Of Burdens That We Chafe Under Are Shadows From Which We Want To Escape.

The Only Difference Is That Religion Is Much Better Organized And Has Been Around Much Longer, But It's The Same Story With Different Characters And Different Costumes.

There Is A Distinct Difference Between Having An Open Mind And Having A Hole In Your Head From Which Your Brain Leaks Out.