I Want To Be Cremated, And I

No Amount Of Belief Makes Something A Fact.

To Recognize That Nature Has Neither A Preference For Our Species Nor A Bias Against It Takes Only A Little Courage.

Escapology Has One Thing Going For It That Probably Made Harry Houdini Such A Superstar In His Day And A Legend In The Present. Everyone Wants To Escape From Something. Taxes, Contracts, Illness, Work, The Multitude Of Burdens That We Chafe Under Are Shadows From Which We Want To Escape.

I Want To Be Cremated, And I Want My Ashes Blown In Uri Geller's Eyes.

I Do Not Expect That Homeopathy Will Ever Be Established As A Legitimate Form Of Treatment, But I Do Expect That It Will Continue To Be Popular.