I Want Someone Who Can Trust That

Happy Birthday To Steph, You're A Hoe With Big Breasts, So Take The Night Off From Hooking... If Ya Smell What The Rock's Cooking!

You Don't Need Directions, Just Point Yourself To The Top And Go!

Yeah, Arrest That Man On The Crime Of Having 8 Chicken Mcnuggets Stuck Up His Arse.

Well, The Rock Says This, You Should Be Concerned With Fixing Yourself A Nice, Tall Glass Of Shut-up Juice!

One Of The Skills I Had To Learn And Become Proficient In Is Kissing A Man. I Had Never Kissed A Man. Will Smith Did It In His Movies, So Did Jake Gyllenhaal, And I Figured It Was My Time. So It Was Me And Steve Carell - Fantastic.