I Want A New Contract. I'm Happy

Our Lives Are Quite Boring. I Spend A Lot Of Time Watching Coronation Street And Eastenders.

If I Saw An Ugly Bird But She Was A Celebrity, She Wouldn't Attract Me At All.

Do You Know Who I Am? Why, Have You Forgotten?

I Thought I Would Be At United For A Couple Of Years, Maybe Three Or Four, And Then Go Abroad Somewhere. But I Just Fell In Love With Manchester United. I Fell In Love With Winning, Fell In Love With The History Of The Club And Being Part Of It Was Something I Could Never Have Imagined.

So If U Shorten Words To Get What U Want In Within 140 Characters It Makes U A Twit?