I Wanna Smoke Pot, But I Can't,

I Can Cook About Two Things. I Can Boil Hot Water For The Only Pasta I Can Make.

I'm Okay With The Idea That Slow And Steady Wins The Race.

I'm Certainly Not An Uptight Home Owner.

Everything I Do, I Do Infinite Percent.

I Definitely Don't Think That I'm Hot Doo-doo. I Don't.