I Wanna Smoke Pot, But I Can't,

I Definitely Don't Think That I'm Hot Doo-doo. I Don't.

When They [breasts] Are Huge, You Become Very Self-conscious...i've Learned Something Though, Through My Years Of Pondering And Pontificating, And That Is: Men Love Them, And I Love That.

To Be Really Great And Interesting, You Have To Be A Little Crazy. I Just Don't Think One Comes Without The Other.

The Reason I Started Officially Learning To Cook Was Because When I First Got Pregnant, I Had To Face The Sad Fact That I Didn't Even Know How To Boil An Egg.

I Don't Really Get Into Architecture In The Hotel Room. But Maybe A Little Feng Shui Here And There.