I Wake Up Every Morning And It's

I Laugh At Myself. I Don't Take Myself Completely Seriously. I Think That's Another Quality That People Have To Hold On To... You Have To Laugh, Especially At Yourself.

I Refuse To Live A Conventional Life.

Everyone Went Out And Bought Sex, It Was Sold Out In Two Seconds. And Then Everybody Slagged Me Off. That, To Me Is A Statement Of The Hypocrisy Of The World That We Live In. The Fact That Everybody Is So Interested In Sex But Won't Admit It.

Why Did God Create Men? Because Vibrators Can't Mow The Lawn.

I Worship F. Scott Fitzgerald And I Love His Writing.