I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The

Do Not Degrade Me In The Military Uniform I Wear For It Represents The Love I Have For My Country, And The Sacrifices Myself And Millions Of Other American Soldiers Make Everyday To Protect The Freedom We Enjoy By Living In The United States Of America.

I Just Wanted Laughs - That's Really What I Was After.

Anyone Can Be Confident With A Full Head Of Hair. But A Confident Bald Man - There's Your Diamond In The Rough.

I Learned The First Night That Ihop's Not The Place To Order Fish.

Women Love A Self-confident Bald Man.