I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The

Hear The Birds? Sometimes I Like To Pretend That I'm Deaf And I Try To Imagine What It's Like Not To Be Able To Hear Them. It's Not That Bad.

I Just Feed Off The Energy Of The Audience.

A Date Is An Experience You Have With Another Person That Makes You Appreciate Being Alone

The Closest I Ever Came To Death Was Masturbating With A 104-degree Temperature.

Sure, Being A Reservist Wasn't As Glamorous, But I Was The One Who Had To Look At Myself In The Mirror.