I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The

You Write About What You Know.

Once I Know People Know Who I Am, It Gives Me A Lot Of Licence And Freedom To Behave In Ways I Wouldn't Normally.

I Gave A Funny Speech At My Wife's Birthday Party, And I'm Thinking, 'hey, I've Still Got It.'

You Know Who Wears Sunglasses Inside? Blind People And Assholes.

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.