I’ve Lived In Several Countries And Been

...the Future Of The World Lies With The Yellow Man And The Brown Man Now That Our Erstwhile Master, The White-skinned Man, Has Wasted Himself Through Buggery, Cell Phone Usage, And Drug Abuse

I Gather You Yellow-skinned Men, Despite Your Triumphs In Sewage, Drinking Water, And Olympic Gold Medals, Still Don't Have Democracy. Some Politician On The Radio Was Saying That That's Why We Indian Are Going To Beat You: We May Not Have Sewage, Drinking Water, And Olympic Gold Medals, But We Do Have Democracy. If I Were Making A Country, I'd Get The Sewage Pipes First, Then The Democracy, Then I'd Go About Giving Pamphlets And Statues Of Gandhi To Other People, But What Do I Know? I Am Just A Murderer!

Indians Mock Their Corrupt Politicians Relentlessly, But They Regard Their Honest Politicians With Silent Suspicion. The First Thing They Do When They Hear Of A Supposedly 'clean' Politician Is To Grin. It Is A Cliche That Honest Politicians In India Tend To Have Dishonest Sons, Who Collect Money From People Seeking An Audience With Dad.

Apparently, Sir You Chinese Are Far Ahead Of Us In Every Respect, Except That You Don’t Have Entrepreneurs. And Our Nation, Though It Has No Drinking Water, Electricity, Sewage System, Public Transportation, Sense Of Hygiene, Discipline, Courtesy, Or Punctuality, ‘’does’’ Have Entrepreneurs. Thousands And Thousands Of Them. Especially In The Field Of Technology. And These Entrepreneurs—"we" Entrepreneurs—have Set Up All These Outsourcing Companies That Virtually Run America Now.

The Moment You Recognize What Is Beautiful In This World, You Stop Being A Slave