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Believe It Or Not, I Was Just Given An Honorary Doctorate Degree From The University Of Tennessee.

I'm Not Offended By All The Dumb Blonde Jokes Because I Know I'm Not Dumb... And I Also Know That I'm Not Blonde.

Now Momma's Done Away With The Old Black Kettle She Used To Cook In When I Was Just Littleand The Door Ain't Sprung On Her Electric Rangethat Little Old Farm And Home We Had It Ain't There No More And That's Too Badfolks Are Doing Away With The Simple Things.

People Just Overshoot Trying To Find God. They're Going Outside And Trying Everything. They Don't Realize That It's Right Inside Themselves.

People Say You Shouldn't Have Plastic Surgery Because If God Wanted You Another Way He Would Have Made You That Way, But I Say That's A Lot Of Crock. If God Didn't Want Plastic Surgeons, He Wouldn't Have Given Them Hands To Work With.