I Used To Work The Graveyard Shift.

Don't Trust A Guy Who Accuses You Of Infidelity. He's Cheating. He's Projecting. If You're Living That Kind Of Life, You Think Everybody Else Is Too.

This Is What I Learned At The Hospital. You Have To Do Everything You Can, You Have To Work Your Hardest, And If You Do, If You Stay Positive, You Have A Shot At A Silver Lining.

I Think I'm A Decent-looking Guy. Sometimes I Can Look Great, And Other Times I Look Horrifying.

Anything Has A Rhythm To It, Comedy Or Drama. There Has To Be A Musicality To It. And Everybody Can't Play The Same Instrument, Ideally. But I Think That We All Have The Same Comedic Tendencies, And That's Why It Works. We All Sort Of Agree With What's Funny.

It's Too Hard To Make A Movie If You Don't Care About What Happens To It, Or Even What The Product Is. I Can't Even Imagine That. It's Not Worth The Time And Effort If You Don't Care About The Product.