I Used To Work For A Living.

My Acting Range? Left Eyebrow Raised, Right Eyebrow Raised.

It's No Good Being The Best Actor In The World If Nobody Sees You Because You Didn't Happen To Be There At The Right Day When A Part Was Being Cast.

You Can Either Grow Old Gracefully Or Begrudgingly. I Chose Both.

Some Are Blessed With Musical Ability, Others With Good Looks. Myself, I Was Blessed With Modesty.

Kristina Has Been To The Maldives But Never To Venice, And I Have Been To Venice But Never To The Maldives.