I Used To Stay At The Trump

Since The Icelandic Volcano Obviously Needs A Virgin Sacrifice And The Catholic Church Obviously Needs New Leadership The Pope Must Volunteer To Jump In The Volcano. Pontiff, Don't Think Of It As Endorsing Paganism, Think Of It As Supersizing Ash Wednesday.

I Can't Believe I'm Saying This, But Obama Looks Like He Does Need A Teleprompter.

It Just Seems Like The Culture War Is Over, And The Gay Kissers Won.

I'm Worried About A Permanent Republican Majority. That's What I'm Worried About For The Future.

If You Can Look At A Crime Where Everything Points To One Answer And Not See It, You're A Dumb-ass. And If You Can Look At The Deficit And Not See That The Problem Is That The Rich Stopped Paying Taxes, You're A Republican.