I Used To Spend A Lot Of

I'm Making Plans To Go Away For A Month To Focus On My Sobriety And To Continue My Life In Recovery. Please Enjoy Making Fun Of Me On The World Wide Web.

I Don't Need To Be Reminded That I Was On 'friends.' I Remember - Some Of It, Anyway.

Like, My House Has A Nice View, Because, You Know, I Was On 'friends.'

I Grew Up Babysitting And Always Enjoyed It. I Love Family. A Couple Of My Closest Friends Have Kids, And I'm Their Godfather, And That's One Of My Greatest Pleasures In Life, Just Picking Them Up From School And Hanging Out With Them.

I've Been Accused Of Not Really Paying Attention To A Sentence Unless My Name Comes Up In It Twice.