I Used To Spend A Lot Of

I Don't Need To Be Reminded That I Was On 'friends.' I Remember - Some Of It, Anyway.

I Would Like You All To Give Me A Round Of Applause As I Have Not Crashed My Car In Over 15 Months.

So I'm Reading A Book On My New Ipad, But Can't The Ipad Read It For Me? Do I Have To Do Everything?

They Say That Women Like A Man Who Can Make Them Laugh, And I Find That If You Can Make A Woman Laugh On The First And Second Dates, Then You're Doing Well.

I've Been On A Show Before Where I Was On A Billboard And Then, After Like Three Or Four Weeks, They Took The Billboard Down And Replaced It With Nothing. Took My Face Down And Put A White Board Up.