I Used To Get Nervous About Three

My Ex-boyfriend Can Round Last Night, Which Was Weird Because I Didn't Know He Was In A Coma.

You Look Across The Board At Comedy Quiz Shows, And They Are Mainly Hosted By Men.

Inside Every Fat Person There's A Thin Person Looking To Get Out - They've Just Eaten Them.

The Thing I Thought About Doing It Was It's Comic Relief And You've Got To Be Funny. So Although I Did Try To Sing Properly It Obviously Has Hilarious Results When You Can't Sing.

They Say Revenge Is A Dish Best Eaten Cold, But For Most People, By The Time It's Ready To Eat, They Just Don't Fancy It Any More.