I Used To Get Nervous About Three

Does Anyone Really Go Into Nursing Intending To Be Apathetic, Cold And Removed From Suffering? I Find That Very Difficult To Believe.

There Are Two Types Of People In This World: One Who Opens A Packet Of Biscuits, Has One And Puts The Rest Back In The Cupboard, And One Who Eats The Whole Packet In One Go.

I Don't Like Doing Stand-up, Because I Don't Like Standing Up.

There Have Been Some Very Extreme Hecklers In Audiences Whose Bile Was So Hateful And So Meant That It Would Be A Bit Frightening To Think That All I'm Doing Is Jokes And Yet Someone Hates Me That Much.

The Problem With Comedy Audiences - It's Like The Coliseum - When They See Someone Struggling, They Don't Feel Altruistic Towards Them. They Feel Slightly Repulsed By It.