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I Used To Do My Dad Smoked, He Drank, We Finally Had To Kill Him.
-Louie Anderson
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I Used To Do My Dad Smoked,
Louie Anderson
I Used To Do My Dad Smoked, He Drank, We Finally Had To Kill Him.
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