I Try To Take Large, General Questions

Even If Mays Is Given Every Conceivable Break On Every Unknown - Defense, Base Running, Clutch Hitting - His Performance Still Would Not Match Mantle's.

Let's Try To Find Ten Good Things To Say About Albert Belle: 10. So Far As We Know, He's Never Killed Anyone. 9. He Is Handsome, And Built Like A God. 8. He Played Every Game. 7. He Has Never Appeared On The Jerry Springer Show. 6. He Was An Underrated Base Runner Who Was Rarely Caught Stealing. 5. He Hasn't Been Arrested In Several Years. 4. He Is Very Bright. 3. He Works Hard. 2. He Has Never Spoken Favorably About Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Or Any Other Foreign Madman. 1. The Man Could Hit.

Famous Crime Stories Almost Always Lead To The Passing Of New Laws. There's A Great Many Intersections Between This Unseemly Tabloid Phenomena And Serious Social Issues And We Never Get To That Intersection Because Serious People Don't Like To Talk About That Unattractive Stuff.

Do People Really Believe There's Something Different About The Eyes Of Murderers?

I Learned To Write Because I Am One Of Those People Who Somehow Cannot Manage The Common Communications Of Smiles And Gestures, But Must Use Words To Get Across Things That Other People Would Never Need To Say.