I Trust Two People, Myself And The

I Have Memories Of Being In Yale Five Years Ago. It Was December And So Damn Cold That While Professing Love To My Leading Lady And Singing A Bollywood Ditty Which Went Something Like This, Kabhie Alvida Na Kehna – My Mouth Froze Itself To Death. I Say Death Because As I Inched Closer To Kiss Her, Mouthing The Words Kabhi Alvida Na… My Mouth And Jaw Just Locked.

Yeah, I Treat All My Heroines Like Children Now. I Pick Them Up, I Cuddle Them, I Call Them Baby.

Im Running In A Race And People Are On The Other Track, I'm Running With Myself

I Am Very Shy. If I Am Flying British Airways And The Airhostess Asks Me Two Questions, And I Don't Understand Her Accent - I Will Go Hungry For The Entire Flight.

No One Can Have Two Viewpoints About Terrorism. There Is No Religion Of Terrorism. I Am Often Asked My Viewpoint On This, Maybe Because I Am Very Proud To Be A Muslim