I Truly Believe That Age - If

Someone Once Asked, 'what's Your Best Pickup Line?' I Said, 'my Best Pickup Line Is, 'hi, My Name Is Hugh Hefner.''

After All The Puritans Came To America To Escape From Persecution And Then Turned Around And Started Persecuting Other People. So I Understand That Conflict That We Have Related To Play And Pleasure And Sexuality. And I Think What Has Made My Life Worthwhile Is Trying To Deal With Some Of Those Questions.

Surrounding Myself With Beautiful Women Keeps Me Young.

Several Girlfriends Are Easier To Handle Than One Wife.

I've Nailed More Women Than I Could Count... At Least I Think They Were Women