I Truly Believe A Woman's Weight Is

Herman Cain Is Probably Well Liked By Some Of The Republicans Because It Hides The Racist Elements Of The Republican Party. Conservative Movement And Tea Party Movement... People Like Karl Rove Liked To Keep The Racism Very Covert. And So Herman Cain Provides This Great Opportunity Say You Can Say ‘look, This Is Not A Racist, Anti-immigrant, Anti-female, Anti-gay Movement. Look We Have A Black Man!'” Garofalo Hypothesized. “look He’s Polling Well And Won A Straw Poll!

This World Is Bullshit. And Just Because I Appear In Music Video Wherein I Am In My Underwear, And Make Young Women Feel Not Good Enough So That They Become Anorxeic; And Okay, Maybe Because Of That I Became Popular More Quickly Than Other Singers Who Are, I Don't Know, Maybe More Talented Or Better Songwriters. That Doesn't Matter Because, And... Um... My Boyfriend Is A Magician, And He Can Pull A Quarter Out Of Your Ear And Say Things Like 'we Have Not Met Before Have We?' Go With Yourself.

Sex Is The Quickest Way To Ruin A Friendship.

I Got Mugged. And They Got My Knapsack With My Comedy Notebook In It. So If Anybody See Two Cholos Bombing At The Funny Bone Chain, That Would Be Them. Just Give Me A Jingle.

I Guess Intractable Right-wing Ideologues Are My Mortal Enemy.