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I Tried Sniffing Coke Once, But The Ice Cubes Got Stuck In My Nose.
-Dave Barry
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I Tried Sniffing Coke Once, But The
Dave Barry
I Tried Sniffing Coke Once, But The Ice Cubes Got Stuck In My Nose.
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