I Tried Good Taste, But The Strain

I Am Plain-speaking Out Of Both Sides Of My Mouth.

There Is A Line Between A Definite Maybe And An Indefinite Yes.

Street Sign: Ho Hum Road & Easy Street In Retirement, I Look For Days Off From My Days Off.

Hypocrisy Is The Outside Of Cynicism.

Advice Is More Agreeable In The Mouth Than In The Ear.