I Tried Getting My Dad To Buy

Why Would Anyone Say This Stuff About Themselves On The Internet? It's Crazy!

The Longer You Wait, And This Is True, The Slower The Hands Will Move.

As A Writer, My Only Responsibility Is To Tell A Compelling Story.

I Swear, Guys In Groups Are Capable Of The Stupidest Things." "like War," Kellan Says, Heaping Napkins And Ketchup Packets Onto Her Tray. "and Jumping Off Rooftops." "and Lighting Their Farts On Fire," She Says.

And What About You-the Rest Of You-did You Notice The Scars You Left Behind? No. Probably Not. Because Most Of Them Can't Be Seen With The Naked Eye.