I Tried Every Diet In The Book.

You'll Pay The Highest Price On Back Roads And In Back Seats And In A Cheap Highway Motel. But What's A Few More Strangers In A Life Of Nothing Else.

There's A Lot Of Rednecks In The Country Where I Grew Up.

Oh, I Can Spot A Phoney A Mile Away.

I Look At Myself Like A Show Dog. I've Got To Keep Her Clipped And Trimmed And In Good Shape.

Got Those Moods A Swinging, Tears A Slinging, Nothing Fits Me, When It Hits Me, Ranting, Raving, Misbehaving, Pms Blues.