I Treat Everyone As A Friend, But

I Was Pretty Much A Homebody; Didn't Really Go To School Dances, Never Went To A Prom. I Was A Bit Of A Loner, A Geek.

I Like Girls Who Don't Mind That I Hang Out With My Friends.

I Was A Mechanic At A Go-cart Place, A Deejay At A Roller Rink, A Telemarketer In New York, A Grocery Bagger.

They Asked Me Why I Was Wearing Heels, And I Said, I'm Trying To Hide My Ass. They Gave Me A Prosthetic Behind.

I Treat Everyone As A Friend, But If They Betray Me, That's It. They're Out Of My Life In One Way Or Another.