I Took Her By The Hand And

I'm The Oldest Son Of A Crazy Man, I'm In A Cowboy Band.

I Was Lookin' High An' Low For Them Reds Everywhere, I Was Lookin' In The Sink An' Underneath The Chair. I Looked Way Up My Chimney Hole, I Even Looked Deep Inside My Toilet Bowl.

I Make My Stand And Remain As I Am, And Bid Farewell And Not Give A Damn.

Satan Will Give You A Little Taste, Then He'll Move In With Rapid Speed.

It Pays To Know Who Your Friends Are But It Also Pays To Know You Ain't Got Any Friends.