I Took Desperate Measures To Lose Weight

When I Go To Bed, I Ask God To Give Me One More Day Tomorrow. When I Get It, I'm Excited And Grateful.

I've Been Offered Big Money To Promote Machines. And High-protein Diets, When That Was Really Popular. There Was Always Some New Powder Or Diet Plan That Somebody Wanted To Put My Name On.

Comedy, Not Screaming At Someone, Can Make Someone Lift Their Legs Higher. There Is A Way To Do A Push-up And A Sit-up, And It Doesn't Have To Be So Complicated. Everyone Is Putting A Difficult Twist To It And Making You Do Way Too Much.

My Persona Has Always Been What A Man Was Never Supposed To Be. Outrageous, Gregarious, Crazy, Silly, Funny.

Therell Always Be Some Weird Thing About Eating Four Grapes Before You Go To Bed, Or Drinking A Special Tea, Or Buying This Little Bean From El Salvador.