I Told You, God Is Not Coy.

I Am A Conservative, But I Am Not A Zombie.

If I'm Ever In A Weird Car Accident, Or I Commit Suicide Or Something, After The Media Stops Celebrating My Death, Could They Check Into It? Because I'm Not Suicidal. And I'm A Pretty Good Driver.

God Is Giving A Plan I Think To Me That Is Not Really A Plan. The Problem Is That I Think The Plan That The Lord Would Have Us Follow Is Hard For People To Understand. Because Of My Track Record With You Who Have Been Here For A Long Time. Because Of My Track Record With You, I Beg Of You To Help Me Get This Message Out, And I Beg Of You To Pray For Clarity On My Part.

Can You Let Your Son's Body Become The Same Temperature As Your Son's Head Before You Turn This Into A Political Campaign Against The President? Could You Do That?

You've Never Met A More Flawed Guy Than Me.