I Thought The Coverage Of The Election

Saturday Night At My House, I Often Trot Out Classic Movies And Force The Urchins To Watch Them. There Is Much Wailing And Gnashing Of Teeth, But I Think It's Important To Teach Kids About American Culture, And Films Are Certainly A Big Part Of It.

That's My Advice To All Homosexuals, Whether They're In The Boy Scouts, Or In The Army Or In High School: Shut Up, Don't Tell Anybody What You Do, Your Life Will Be A Lot Easier.

Millions Of American Families Are Dealing With Teenage Pregnancy... It Is True That Some Americans Will Judge Governor Palin And Her Family. There's Nothing Anyone Can Do About It.

I've Done More For The 9/11 Families, By Their Own Admission, I've Done More For Them Than You Will Ever Hope To Do So You Keep Your Mouth Shut.

Look, I Debate For A Living So I Don't Need To Learn Any Lessons From Amateurs.