I Thought I Was Having An Existential

I Know Because I Read. Might I Suggest You Try It?

Please, I'm A Transgender Former Boy-bander. You Think I Don't Know How To Defend Myself?

...i Do Have To Wonder What Sort Of Childhood The Grimm Brothers Endured. They Are Not A Merry Bunch Of Storytellers, What With Their Children Roasted By Witches, Maidens Poisoned By Old Crones, And Whatnot.

My Misery Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions.

I'm A Librarian, Not An Oracle.