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Can We Call A Moratorium On The Use Of The Term 'ladyparts'? Grazia!

It's Not That I Don't Want To Hear About That [blow Job] Stuff, I Just Want To Hear About It Immediately. And I Want To Hear About It On More Comfortable Terms.

I Learned About Sex Pretty Early When I Was, I Remember, My Friend Amanda Delauro Explained It To Me When I Was Six And Then I Went Home And I Told My Parents, "oh My God, Amanda Said This Ridiculous Thing, Can You Believe How Stupid This Is? She's Insane.

I Felt Highly Anxious In A Way That I Didn't Think Other Children Were.

I Learned That People Are Much More Game To Mock Their Own Personas Than You Would Think.