I Thought, I Can't Do Advertising Any More, So I Was Downloading All These Pdf Applications From Community Colleges. And I Thought, I'll Become A Paramedic. I'll Get A Two-year Associate Degree, If I Can Get In.

-Augusten Burroughs

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I Thought, I Can't Do Advertising Any

Augusten Burroughs

I Thought, I Can't Do Advertising Any More, So I Was Downloading All These Pdf Applications From Community Colleges. And I Thought, I'll Become A Paramedic. I'll Get A Two-year Associate Degree, If I Can Get In.

Topic

College

Years

Two

I Saw A Monkey Walking On A Leash And Thought It Was An Ugly Foreign Child.

Children

Ugly

Monkeys