I Think Your Significant Other Should Be

I Was So Paranoid That My Friends Wouldn't Like Me. I Went To A Very Small School Where The Consequences Of Bullying Were Very Real. You Couldn't Just Push Some Nameless Face In The Hallway Because Everybody Knew Each Other's Families, So There Wasn't The Obligatory Psychotic Jackass That Tortured Everybody.

I'm More Of A Homebody. I'm Constantly Asked: 'why Don't We See You Out?' But That's Not What Drives Me. I Prefer To Have People Over - Which I Do A Lot, Because I Bought A House That's Way Too Big For Me, And Four Of My Friends Live There

Choose Your Props Wisely.

I Might Not Be Perfect, But I Feel Perfect. I Think That's All That Matters.

I Have The Mouth Of A Sailor.