I Think You Ought To Know I'm

I Seem To Be Having Tremendous Difficulty With My Life-style

If You Try And Take A Cat Apart To See How It Works, The First Thing You Have On Your Hands Is A Nonworking Cat.

I Am A Private Detective. I Am Paid To Be Inquisitive And Presumptuous.

Capital Letters Were Always The Best Way Of Dealing With Things You Didn't Have A Good Answer To.

I Think A Nerd Is A Person Who Uses The Telephone To Talk To Other People About Telephones. And A Computer Nerd Therefore Is Somebody Who Uses A Computer In Order To Use A Computer.