I Think You Have To Deal With

We Have Forgotten To Be Our Brothers And Sisters Keepers. And We Have Forgotten That The Number 1 Goal Is To Love One Another.

I Have Always Had The Feeling I Could Do Anything And My Dad Told Me I Could. I Was In College Before I Found Out He Might Be Wrong.

Ann Richards On How To Be A Good Republican: 1. You Have To Believe That The Nation's Current 8-year Prosperity Was Due To The Work Of Ronald Reagan And George Bush, But Yesterday's Gasoline Prices Are All Clinton's Fault. 2. You Have To Believe That Those Privileged From Birth Achieve Success All On Their Own. 3. You Have To Be Against All Government Programs, But Expect Social Security Checks On Time.

Doctors Are Our Partners, And They Need All The Assistance We Can Give Them To Be Sure We Get The Right Diagnosis.

You Bet Being Funny Helps Accomplish Things. I've Always Maintained That People Don't Realize How Many Brain Cells It Takes To Be Funny. And Politics Ought To Be Fun -- After Baseball It's Our Next Favorite National Pastime.