I Think Words Operate Like Musical Notes

I Really Wish They Hadn't Made The Set Out Of Asbestos.

I Think Words Operate Like Musical Notes That The Eyeball Hears.

Sometimes, Comics Will Make The Observation That It's Not Jokes That Are Funny, It's Characters That Are Funny. And Isn't That True! That's Why I Always Kill Jokes. I'm Terrible At Them, Because I Get The Joke Right, But I Can't Get The Character Right, And It Just Goes Down Like A Lead Balloon.

There's A Link Between Bigotry And Bad Spelling.

She Has To Lose Her Pre-copernican View Of A Universe Revolving Around Herself.