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My Very Worst Day On 'green Lantern' Was Nowhere Near As Difficult As My Finest Day On 'buried.'

The ‘friend Zone’ Is Like The Penalty Box Of Dating, Only You Can Never Get Out. Once A Girl Decides You’re Her ‘friend,’ It’s Game Over. You’ve Become A Complete Non-sexual Entity In Her Eyes, Like Her Brother, Or A Lamp.

I Believe In Energy Like Dark Energies. I Believe That When A Family Moves Into A House Where Six Murders Took Place, There's Going To Be Some Bad Juju In That House. But Then Again What The Hell Is Wrong With You To Be Moving In That House To Begin With?

Wouldn't That Be An Amazing Super Power? Knowing Where To Press On Someone's Neck To Make Them Immediately Urinate.

Fragrance Is A Very Personal Gift, And I Think That's Why It Makes A Great Christmas Gift. There's A Very Distinct Signature To It, So If You Give It As A Gift, I Like To Think That It's From A Person That Thinks Very Highly Of You.